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Can Donald Trump Pass A Sanity Test?

il y a 1 heure 6 min

As you can imagine, even some of Donald Trump's closest advisers are said to be deeply worried about his mental state.

They say he appears shell shocked. He apparently had no idea that government was so difficult, and that he would have so little time for golf.

And of course he blames the media for EVERYTHING.

As one thing after the other goes horribly wrong.
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Now Can We Call the Cons the Bigot Party?

mer, 03/29/2017 - 05:43

Yesterday was the deadline for the Con leadership candidates to sign up new members. 

And as you can imagine, as the clock ran out on them, it was not a pretty sight. 

The stench of desperation hung heavy in the air, and the squealing was deafening.

But at least they did manage to provide even more proof that the Cons should now be known as Canada's Bigot Party.
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Donald Trump: When Reality Bites

mar, 03/28/2017 - 06:51

Donald Trump called his best known book the Art of the Deal. 

And he has always tried to portray himself in that regard as a genius or an artist.

But after his Trumpcare plan went up in smoke the other day.

Reality took a big bite out of him, and shattered that image.
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Michelle Rempel's Outrageous Assault on Justin Trudeau

dim, 03/26/2017 - 06:20

It's a sad thing, but Michelle Rempel's behaviour is starting to alarm a lot of people in Ottawa, or deeply concern them.

For she just can't stop acting like she's boozed up, or stop directing torrents of abuse in the general direction of Justin Trudeau.

I mean who can forget when she recently accused him of treating

Or forget her many deeply disturbing Twitter tirades.

Well now she's done it again.
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Donald Trump and the Trumpcare Disaster

sam, 03/25/2017 - 06:44

Well what a difference a day makes. On Thursday Donald Trump was sitting in the cab of a monster truck demanding that Republicans support his plan to replace Obamacare.

Or else.

And when he woke up yesterday morning, he seemed pretty confident his Trumpcare plan would be approved.

But sadly for him, that's as good as it got.
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Samantha Bee on Donald Trump's Hard Power Budget

ven, 03/24/2017 - 06:18

Well there he was yesterday, sitting behind the wheel of a monster truck, looking like he was about to start mowing down his many enemies, real or imagined.

But the truck wasn't moving, thank goodness. Donald Trump wasn't going anywhere.

And neither is his plan to destroy Obamacare.

President Trump issued an ultimatum on Thursday to recalcitrant Republicans to fall in line behind a broad health insurance overhaul or see their opportunity to repeal the Affordable Care Act vanish, demanding a Friday vote on a bill that appeared to lack a majority to pass.

So Trump is now giving Republicans an ultimatum, pass my bill today, or ELSE.
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The Quebec Bashing Media and the Tempest in a Snowstorm

ven, 03/24/2017 - 05:02

It's a classic Canadian story, with some of the good and some of the bad that makes us who we are. And a lot of snow which does the same thing.

And it could have been an uplifting tale about battling and conquering the elements in the Great White North. 

But instead it turned into a horror show, where more than a week later they're still trying to figure out how this could happen.

And to make matters worse, some in the Con media are using what happened as an excuse to bash Quebec and Quebecers again.
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Rona Ambrose, the Budget, and the Scandalous Cons

jeu, 03/23/2017 - 04:42

I almost felt sorry for Rona Ambrose yesterday, as she tried to say something intelligent about the Liberal's new budget. 

Only to fail miserably.

And end up looking, once again, like the village idiot.

Claiming that Liberal spending was out of control, and that it was a "nightmare scenario."
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The Con Clown Leadership Scandal Just Got Worse

mar, 03/21/2017 - 07:57

In one of my last posts I wrote that the Con leadership race was starting to look like a crime story.

And I suggested that it might be time to call in the police.

Or at the very least the Keystone Cops.

Because that grubby leadership race is becoming more and more farcical.

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Donald Trump and the Day of Reckoning

mar, 03/21/2017 - 04:47

It was an extraordinary sight, and Donald Trump's day of reckoning.

His worst nightmare coming true.

The FBI director, and the director of the National Security Agency, testifying before the House Intelligence Committee, and all but calling Trump a liar.
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Donald Trump and the Lies That Will Destroy Him

lun, 03/20/2017 - 06:09

Well we know that it wasn't exactly a meeting of minds. 

We know that Donald Trump acted like an orange oaf when he met with Angela Merkel.

Or like a very small man, with no manners or class. 

And we know how it ended...
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Why the Police Should Investigate The Con Leadership Race

dim, 03/19/2017 - 08:49

The other day I warned that the Con leadership race was becoming more desperate and more porky by the day.

With so many mediocre candidates, and no new ideas. 

And now to make matters even worse, the suffocating stench of scandal.

With Kevin O'Leary aka Mr Wonderful, claiming he was robbed.
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Ezra Levant's Grotesque International Embarrassment

dim, 03/19/2017 - 04:09

For years Ezra Levant has disgraced himself, and disgusted decent people all over Canada, with his ugly professional bigotry, and his total lack of class.

Or the way he begs for money all the time, like a screaming beggar.

But now Levant and his hate mongering rag The Rebel have finally hit rock bottom. 
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Donald Trump's Cruel and Monstrous Budget

sam, 03/18/2017 - 06:53

It's a budget plan only the monstrous Donald Trump and his bestial followers could love. 

A plan that would take money from the poor and the vulnerable, and hand it over to the police, the military, and the millionaires.  

One that would attack the arts and the humanities as only fascists can.

And one that could only be the product of those who would describe the crippling of meals-on-wheels programs all over America as an act of "compassion."
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The Con Leadership Race Is Now a Stinky Scandal

ven, 03/17/2017 - 03:55

It's a horrible sight, it sounds bestial. Oinky, oinky, honky honk!!!!

And it smells even worse. 

But who can be surprised?

As the never ending Con leadership race heads towards the final stretch, the stench of porky is in the air.

And the most disgusting leadership campaign in modern Canadian history is in danger of gassing itself.
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Donald Trump and the Disciples of a False Prophet

jeu, 03/16/2017 - 10:09

Well there he was in Nashville yesterday, surrounded by his faithful supporters, and bellowing like a beast.

Giving them what they wanted. 

Another chance to chant "lock her up" four months after the election.

For they are beasts like him.
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