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Donald Trump and the Rise of the Resistance

Sun, 01/22/2017 - 06:50

It was Donald Trump's first full day in office. He was standing in front of a memorial to dead CIA officers.

He was speaking to members of the intelligence community he had recently called Nazis.

He desperately needed to look presidential after delivering a dark and menacing inauguration speech that had even more people questioning his sanity.

But instead Trump ended up looking and sounding crazier and more dangerous than ever.
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Donald Trump and the Inauguration From Hell

Sat, 01/21/2017 - 04:42

It was Donald Trump's big chance to act like a real president, reach out to his defeated opponents, and try to bring his divided nation together.

But he just couldn't do it. He blew it.

Instead of trying to embrace the Americans who didn't vote for him, he clenched his tiny fingers together and gave them the fist.
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Donald Trump and the Road To Nuclear War

Fri, 01/20/2017 - 03:54

It was one of the worst and most depressing sights I have ever seen. Donald Trump and his ghastly family standing there in the shadow of the great Lincoln, who appears to be looking down on them in disbelief.

While a military band played, a military choir sang the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and a massive power fireworks show spelled out the letters U-S-A in the sky.

But of course the real horror show begins today.

When Trump is sworn in as President, and delivers a speech he claims to have written himself.
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Why I Have Decided To Support Kevin O'Leary

Thu, 01/19/2017 - 04:48

Well now it's official. Kevin O'Leary has finally announced that he does indeed want to be the leader, or the new King of the Harper Party.

He claims ordinary rubes Canadians are excited and grateful that he's going to save them from the Liberals. 

And he wants Justin Trudeau to know that he is going to be his worst nightmare.
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The Farcical Con Debate and the Coming of Kevin O'Leary

Wed, 01/18/2017 - 08:37

The headline in today's Journal de Montréal just about says it all. Yesterday's Con leadership debate was a "hard evening for the French language."

So badly did some Con candidates mangle their French, that even the translators couldn't understand them.

And no serious person could call it anything but a farce.

But at least the gloves finally came off.

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Donald Trump and the Fake News Protesters

Wed, 01/18/2017 - 06:00

With just 48 hours to go before his inauguration Donald Trump is still claiming it will be a huge success. 

Preparing to desecrate Abraham Lincoln's Bible.

And railing at those who point out that he will be taking office with less popular support than any president in modern U.S. history. 

In one way at least, President-elect Donald J. Trump has already surpassed all of his recent predecessors. It took Barack Obama 18 months in the White House for his approval rating to slip to 44 percent in Gallup polling, and it took George W. Bush 4½ years to fall that far. Mr. Trump got there before even being sworn in.

As only he can.
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The Final Humiliation of the Con Clown Joe Oliver

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 06:52

It isn't the biggest story in the world, compared to the coming of Trump, or for that matter any other story.

But like the ghost of Harper past, the old Con Joe Oliver is back in the news. And sadly for him not in a happy way.

For after losing his seat in the last election, now he's lost his chance to get back to power.

After falling off his shaky perch. Again.
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Donald Trump and the Maniac Twitler

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 04:08

They don't call Donald Trump Twitler for nothing eh? And yesterday the deranged demagogue's tiny fingers were busy trying to live up to that reputation.

By first pecking out this proclamation.

In the manner of Big Brother.

Before proceeding to ignore his own advice, and attack Saturday Night Live...
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The Continuing Adventures of the Con Clown Kellie Trump

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 07:57

As we all know too well, and too painfully, the Con clown Kellie Leitch has been making an absolute fool of herself for what sometimes seems like forever.

With the worst Donald Trump impersonator third-rate drag show act Canada, and possibly the world, has ever seen.

Where Kellie Trump claims that only she can save our Canadian values, while violating every one of them.

And even more outrageously if that's possible, claiming she's against the "elites" when Leitch herself is one of them.
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The Con Media and the Fake Helicopter Scandal

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 06:02

It was a horrible way to end a long and grim week. I crawled across the Friday finishing line, turned on the TV, and there was Rosemary Barton, looking even more like a dominatrix than usual.

And leading her grim increasingly boring show with the story of Justin Trudeau, the helicopter, and the Aga Khan's island. For about the fifth day in a row.

Even though the story couldn't be more trivial, and the only Canadians outraged or excited by it are the ghastly Cons. 

And of course the pathetic parliamentary press gallery, led by the boys from Postmedia.
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Samantha Bee On Trump and the Golden Shower Scandal

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 04:55

I hesitate to write another post about Donald Trump's so-called Golden Shower or Peegate scandal, for several good reasons.

One, it's so disgusting once was enough. 

Two, it sounds too good to be true. 

And three, and most importantly, I don't want to distract attention away from the fascist kleptocracy Trump is preparing to unleash on our neighbours, and the rest of the world.

But how can I ignore that shocking story when it's all over the American networks?
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Donald Trump's Other Big Russian Problem

Thu, 01/12/2017 - 07:12

It was Donald Trump's first press conference in six months, and it was all that I expected it to be and more.

There were more flags than I could count, he brought a bunch of paid staffers to act as cheerleaders.

He lied like a thief, admitted the Russians may have hacked the Democrats. But so what?

And the way he called the U.S. intelligence services "Nazis" or treated a CNN reporter when he tried to ask a question, had to be seen to be believed.
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Donald Trump and the Golden Shower Scandal

Wed, 01/11/2017 - 05:19

As you know, I've always felt that the Russians had some dirt on Trump, for what else could explain his bizarre behaviour, or his apparent crush on Vladimir Putin?

Or the way he shrugged off an intelligence report about the hacking of the Democratic National Committee. 

After cheerfully using hacked material and fake news to smear Hillary Clinton.

Well now the shoe is on the other foot, and Trump is hopping mad.
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Donald Trump and the Labyrinth of Lies

Tue, 01/10/2017 - 06:47

In his book The Art of the Deal Donald Trump called his compulsive lying "truthful hyperbole," or "an innocent form of exaggeration."

But they are lies, if his nose really did grow with every one he told, by now it would it would have had to be declared a dangerous weapon.

And the way he reacted to Meryl Streep's devastating criticism of him at the Golden Globe Awards, is just more evidence that he can't control himself.
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The Tainted Presidency and the Magnificent Meryl Streep

Mon, 01/09/2017 - 05:17

As we all know, Donald Trump wants us to move on, and forget that his friend Vladimir Putin stands accused of deploying his cyber army to help him win the election.

But it's just not going to work. You can't just wish away something like that, or try to shift the blame...

Or undermine your own intelligence agencies.

For it will all come back to haunt him, over and over again.
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Keith Olbermann's Message to Donald Trump's Supporters

Mon, 01/09/2017 - 05:16

It would be almost unbelievable, if it wasn't happening in Trumpland where madness has replaced reason.

U.S. intelligence officials have informed Donald Trump that Russia meddled in the U.S. election to help him win, but he's just shrugging it off. Or blaming the Democrats.

And to make matters even worse, many of his supporters feel the same way he does.
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