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Stephen Harper and the Insanity of Harperland

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 04:09


I'm glad I'm leaving Canada for a while because I really need to get away from this ghastly political monster.

Who is now so desperate, he is turning his depraved Harperland into a mad house.

For there he was in a Bloomberg interview claiming that he was a Great Economist Leader, the steady hand on the wheel.

And that letting anyone else steer Canada through these perilous times could only lead to disaster.
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Who Says the Cons Aren't Trying to Buy the Election?

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 14:12


As I mentioned in my last post, Stephen Harper and his criminal Con gang now seem to have a triple-edged strategy.

They are going to try to cripple the opposition by extending the campaign. They are going to use the financial advantage that gives them by bombarding us with their porky ads.

Even if it costs taxpayers millions of dollars.

And of course they are going to use our money to try to buy the election.

But even by their grubby standards this is outrageous.
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Stephen Harper and the Final Battle for Canada

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 03:57


For ten long years he has schemed and plotted to destroy the Canada he hates so much, by perverting our traditions, and dismembering our democracy.

And now he's got a new plan that he hopes will do both.

Force a long and exhausting election campaign upon Canadians, so he can bombard them with ads from his well funded propaganda machine, while draining the money like blood out of the opposition.

So he can claw them to death in the final stages of the campaign.

And it seems that the Final Battle for Canada is about to begin. 
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Stephen Harper and the Pathetic Con Sheeple

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:31


Well never let it be said that the Harper Cons are not a cult, or a herd of pathetic sheeple.

A baaing bunch incapable of independent thought, who can only repeat word for word what the PMO tells them.

As even their so-called Finance Minister, the hapless stooge Joe Oliver, does all the time...



And for even more evidence of that please consult the following video.
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When Progressives Fire Back At the Con Attack Machine

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 03:01


As you know, I wasn't too impressed by the latest Con attack ad aimed at the NDP. And I'm sure Tom Mulcair wasn't either.

Because when Stephen Harper accuses you of being as corrupt as he is, that could be dangerous. You could die LAUGHING.

But then I also hate the never ending Con attack ads aimed at Justin Trudeau.

Because every time I see this ghastly geezer on TV I feel like screaming.
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Donald Sutherland's Angry Message to Stephen Harper

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 03:01


He is one of Canada's best known citizens. A famous Hollywood actor, and a proud Canadian.

But now like more than a million other Canadians who live abroad, he's been told he no longer has the right to vote.

And Donald Sutherland is not amused. 
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Hog Harper's Absurd and Desperate Assault on the NDP

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:28


It couldn't be more grotesque, it couldn't be more hypocritical, it couldn't be more laughable.

After smearing his own excrement all over this country, the lowlife political hog Stephen Harper is now accusing the NDP of being corrupt.

By firing this attack ad at them out of his rear orifice.
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The Day Stephen Harper Lost His Economic Crown

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 04:11


The other day I ran a video of Joe Oliver literally running for cover, so he didn't have to answer questions from reporters about the state of the economy. 

And explain why the Parliamentary Budget Officer says he has a billion dollar DEFICIT instead of a billion dollar SURPLUS as he has been claiming.

And now I'm sorry to report that Oily Joe is STILL running, so is Stephen Harper.

And the Cons are trying their best to make sure they never have to answer that burning question.
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How Stephen Harper Is Stealthily Changing Canada Into a Theocracy

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 00:48


The other day I wrote about how Stephen Harper is remaking the judiciary in his own ghastly image.

In his never-ending attempt to bend the Supreme Court to his will, and destroy the Charter of Rights.

Well today he took another step by appointing another uber right-wing judge. 
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Flora MacDonald: Remembering a Decent Conservative

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 14:17


I don't believe I've ever written a tribute to a Conservative in this country. For obvious reasons.

But yesterday I retweeted this message from this decent Conservative...



To announce the death of his friend and great Canadian Flora MacDonald. 
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Stephen Harper's Stealthy Assault On Our Judicial System

Sun, 07/26/2015 - 01:56


All through the long and dark years of Stephen Harper's evil regime the Supreme Court of Canada has been his most mighty opponent.

Time and time again it has rejected his foul and flawed bills that would have turned us into a monstrous police state, or a vengeful theocracy.

It has been the last bastion of Canadian values that the depraved tyrant has been unable to corrupt or destroy.

But what most people don't know, and as the Globe's Sean Fine points out, Harper has been slowly undermining the court from below. 

By stealthily remaking our judiciary in his own monstrous image. 
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Can Stephen Harper and his Cons Really Buy the Election?

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 04:11


Well there he was in Saskatchewan yesterday, looking as ghastly as I have ever seen him.

Announcing his plan to shrink the Senate by attrition. 

Prime Minister Stephen Harper is vowing not to make any more Senate appointments, in an effort to distance himself from the scandal-plagued Red Chamber and to goad provinces into agreeing to reform or abolish the discredited legislative body.

But since I don't care what happens to the Senate, all I could think of was why is Stephen Harper looking so beaten?

When a new poll suggests that his sleazy plan to buy the election is working. 
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Celebrating Ten Years of Progressive Bloggers

Sat, 07/25/2015 - 02:58


Progressive Bloggers, the blogging aggregator, is celebrating it's 10th anniversary. Scott Tribe and others are getting together in Toronto today to mark the occasion.

And they have every right to celebrate, or give themselves a few high fives, for it is a magnificent achievement.

Those who post on Progressive Bloggers, or read those posts, or contribute comments owe them a lot.

And I know I do.
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Simon's Summer and the Great Con War on the Senate

Fri, 07/24/2015 - 03:39


Well I have to admit that I too am now deep into the Canadian summer, and don't feel like writing about politics, or doing anything too strenuous. I just want to have fun with my buddy Sébastien.

As humble as that might be. 


Yikes. How low have I fallen?

But I just HAD to share this great joke with you.

It seems that Stephen Harper and his fellow oil pimp Brad Wall are about to declare war on the Con Senate !!! 
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The Day Stephen Harper Was Exposed As a Con Artist

Thu, 07/23/2015 - 02:58


For weeks Stephen Harper and his grubby flying monkey Joe Oliver, have been trying to fool Canadians into thinking that they had balanced the budget for the first time in eight years.

Harper has been travelling around claiming that the economic shock waves that are rocking this country are just a "downturn" not a recession. And that he still has the money to bribe them.

While the senile simian Oliver has been claiming that he has a surplus not a deficit.

But yesterday all those claims came tumbling down, and both men were exposed as shameless Con artists. 
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Donald Trump and the Wonderful Destruction of the Republican Party

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 15:00


I hope you're enjoying the spectacle of Donald Trump destroying the Republican Party,  because I sure am.

It's better than the pictures from Pluto eh?

Every day it just gets more spectacular.

Every day that Con clown circus just spins more out of control. 
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Justin Trudeau and the Ghastly and Dangerous Separatist Card

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 03:05


As anyone who has ever read this blog must know, I have tried to be as non-partisan as possible, and stay out of the battles between the Liberals and the NDP.

In the firm belief that all progressives should focus on defeating Stephen Harper and his foul Con regime, who are threatening to destroy the country we love.

So although I believe the NDP is our best hope of defeating the Cons, I have never attacked Justin Trudeau despite the many mistakes he has made. On the contrary, I have defended him over and over again, when the Cons have attacked him.

I like Justin, I think his heart is in the right place.

But as a Canadian and a Quebecer, I can't let this go unchallenged 
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Is This A Sign That Stephen Harper Is About to Call An Early Election?

Wed, 07/22/2015 - 00:09


I realize that we are now in the heart of the Canadian summer, and the last thing most Canadians want to think about is politics.

But the PMO never sleeps, there are still rumours circulating that Stephen Harper is planning to call an election in the next few weeks.

Before all those Canadians he's trying to bribe, spend the $3 billion child care dollars he sent them. 

And in that regard this may or may not be significant.
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Why Stephen Harper's Porky Plan to Buy the Election Won't Work

Tue, 07/21/2015 - 04:27


Well there was Stephen Harper yesterday, looking and sounding like a sleazy used car salesman, declaring it was Christmas in July, and feverishly trying to buy an election.

And in all the years of writing about him and his corrupt, morally depraved regime, I don't think I've ever seen a more disgusting spectacle.

Two days ago in this letter marked "confidential" he was urging his caucus to look like Con Santas, and lie like thieves.

Let me be perfectly clear: if Justin Trudeau and Tom Mulcair form the next government, they will take these benefits away from families, raise taxes, and put Canada back in a cycle of spiralling deficits. We only have to look at Greece to see where that plan leads.

And yesterday, in a what was called a "special message" by his propaganda machine, there he was in all his greasy glory...
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Pierre Poilievre and the Con Christmas in July

Mon, 07/20/2015 - 02:52


I don't think I've ever seen such a scary tricycle scene since the famous one in the horror movie The Shining.

You know this one.

Pierre Polievre aka Mini Harper or Dickhead, pedalling furiously all over Canada pretending he's Santa Claus.

And that it's Christmas in July.
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